Dinosaur Chow

Dinosaur Chow

⏱️ Ready in 36 min πŸ₯„ Prep 12 min πŸ”₯ Cook 24 min πŸ‘₯ 4 servings

Dinosaur Chow is an moderately easy dinner you can prepare in just 36 minutes. Made with \4 c. dirt (cocoa), \2 c. swamp water (milk with green food coloring), \2 c. fat (butter), c. dead grass (uncooked oatmeal) and \2 c. squashed bugs (peanut butter), this recipe delivers authentic, satisfying flavors. Bursting with flavor in every bite.

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πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³ Instructions

Mix Dirt and Swamp Water. Add Crushed Bones and Fat. Boil 3 min. Add Squashed Bugs and Dead Grass, Stir until melted.

Remove from heat. Stir until mixture begins to thicken.

Drop by teaspoons onto waxed paper. Cool, eat and Enjoy YUM! YUM!

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