Preserving Children

Preserving Children

Preserving Children is an moderately easy dinner. Made with 1 large grassy field, 4 to 6 children or more, 3 dogs, 3 cats and narrow strips of creek with pebbles, this recipe delivers authentic, satisfying flavors. A crowd-pleaser that never disappoints.

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πŸ”— Recipe adapted from RecipeNLG-Full

πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³ Instructions

Mix the children with the dogs and cats; empty into the field, stirring constantly.

Sprinkle field with flowers.

Pour the creek gently over pebbles.

Cover all with deep blue sky and bake in the hot sun.

When children are well browned, they may be removed; put in bathtub with 1 bar of soap.

Put to bed with God's love!

It really works!

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