Dinosaur Chow

Dinosaur Chow

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Dinosaur Chow is an moderately easy dinner. Made with 1\4 c. dirt (cocoa), 1\2 c. swamp water (milk with green food coloring), 1\2 c. fat (butter), 2 c. dead grass (uncooked oatmeal) and 1\2 c. squashed bugs (peanut butter), this recipe delivers authentic, satisfying flavors. Simple to make and full of bold, satisfying flavors.

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πŸ”— Recipe adapted from RecipeNLG-Full

πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³ Instructions

Mix Dirt and Swamp Water. Add Crushed Bones and Fat. Boil 3 min. Add Squashed Bugs and Dead Grass, Stir until melted.

Remove from heat. Stir until mixture begins to thicken.

Drop by teaspoons onto waxed paper. Cool, eat and Enjoy YUM! YUM!

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